Learn how to effectively use a public toilet in 7 easy steps

I feel like this post could be geared toward toddlers, but I'm really speaking about normal, human adults who apparently can't function in public restrooms. At this point, some of you people need help, so let's get started on some ground rules for bathroom-time. Give others space to relieve themselves in peace. If you're walking into a public …

Continue reading Learn how to effectively use a public toilet in 7 easy steps

Breathing Above Water

A break. Just when I thought that I was going to suffocate under the weight, a crack opened and air cycled in. For months, I've been talking about the sensation of breathing underwater. And also the Metric song. Good song. I've felt trapped and invisible. At first, I tried to make eye contact with passers-by and would …

Continue reading Breathing Above Water